an alcoholism is like unto a frogg crossing the superfreway

Remember that frogg game video that the frogg tried(they really do stuff like this, y'know?) to cross the freeway and got smushed each time?
adorable child said once:"
Don't cross over, stay on this side and walk along the roadway.
I said, O child, the game ain't played that way
Said she, but tis safer, tis saferer.
well, same thing with sobriety:
if i stay on THIS(MY) side o' the road
i cool and sober

if i tries to crossover(into norma normal land)
i get speared and smeered